I finally received my Movember Platinum club reward. I was sure our mail lady must have stolen it. Seeing as it was a surprise, I didn't know what to accuse her of stealing, but I suppose I just needed to be a little more patient.
The wait is over, and now as a member of the MOVEMBER platinum club, I've got a Moustache Growers Guild! Yes, exciting stuff. I also receive a certificate welcoming me to the prestigious league of hairy upper-lipped men. Ah indeed. Prestigious.
I'm perusing the guide, reading the growing instructions and putting my MOVEMBER game plan together for next year. 'Stache just got serious.